By maxedoutidiot - 13/12/2012 02:14 - United States

Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML
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buck33 14

Wait a minute.. Your girlfriend is the one who beat me to it!

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Harpy20 24

Report it as a fraudulent charge, dump her, and move on. Bullet: dodge.

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bluevayero 42

Never mix boose, women and credit cards....a lesson to all

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jos_binet 15

never mix women and credit cards full stop

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missalkali 8

what about booze, can you mix booze, women, and credit cards?

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gc327072 30

If not boose, can you mix caboose, women, and credit cards?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Sounds like a good time to me...

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TheBrochure 22

Do you have a screaming urge to go broke on things like an air guitar, invisibility cloak or the "real" Holy Grail?

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TheBrochure 22

It's either eBay or Knockturn Alley. I'll leave the decision to you on which is the safer choice.

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jos_binet 15

oh well, at least you have Jesus Christ's signature

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BoratSagdiyev 2

That's gonna take a lot of bj's to make it up.

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jgo760 3

I don't know who's dumber her for thinking its authentic or u for still being with her

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benmec 18

Marry the broad!!! She's a keeper!!! :)

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pipinya 8

If you ask Santa reeeeally nicely, he may be able to up your girlfriends intellect for Christmas

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Sir_drink_alot 20

No he'll probably ask Santa to up her cup size, I'm assuming that he isn't dating her for her intellect....

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doglover100 28

Autograph for the gullible or drunk

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