By Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML
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Mirorbo 26

A leash law...for CATS? Where the hell do YOU live?

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voiceofreason2 0

So, it's ok for your cat to shit in everyone else's yard?

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emz89 0

I have people's dogs ******** in my yard. Why is a cat any different?

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MMachina1 0

For your court appearance, as evidence in your favour, go out and find the meanest bitchiest cat you can. Tell them this is your cat and state: "Your honor if you can put a leash on my cat then presume me guilty!" Obviously the people who wrote the law know nothing about cats!

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LaGriffonne 3

Apparently people who acquire cats know nothing about how to train a cat.

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iamyourgod 3

Good. Why should your cat be able to wander around my yard ******** on everything? Just cause it's a cat does not mean it should be able to go wherever it wants, it's the same as dog or any other pet. If it was annoying me constantly you be lucky if I called the cops!

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thebluewizard 14

Release a lion into their backyard. Leashes can't handle lions. Or something.

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Jasonf6 0

Gotta love busybody old people who complain about EVERYTHING.

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ambamm135 7

A leash for a cat is like a scuba helmet for a fish...idiotic who walks their cat? Where do you live?

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twinboo3 4

omg. where do u live??

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terrask 11

No one is ignorant of the law... Fence wars are henceforth declared opened! Go through the city bylaws and find every little thing your neighbor doesn't respect.

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