By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
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loserman67 35

This a tough one. You state he is your elderly neighbor, so that procludes you from going next door, dragging him into your yard and cramming the leaves back up his ass. So my suggestion is to rake all the leaves up, bag them and get rid of them, then go inside and bake a dozen or so chocolate chip cookies using chocolate Ex-Lax in place of the chips. Deliver them to your neighbor, sweetly saying, "Pleae try not to blow all your leaves into my yard again and to show there are no hard feelings, here are some fresh baked cookies." Then go home, crack a beer and sit back smiling to yourslef knowing that revenge is sweet and in this case pretty damm messy!

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shibeep 12

Kick his ass sea bass

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2ndtimemom 0

That sounds like *puts on shades* One helluva *******.... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Use miracle grow on the weeds on his driveway.

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sweettes 0

maybe they are leaves from your tree

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Nolnah 14

Ask to see if you can borrow his snowblower!

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evebright 5

Ask if you can borrow his snowblower....

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Skinker 0

Maybe you should have been a little more thoughtful and raked his leaves too...he is old!

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Majick13 1

id hide behind the hedges and scare him so he defecates in his pants....

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