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By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

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By racking-leaves - 14/11/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 01:24 - United States - Rochester

Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML

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By fail - 19/01/2014 20:35 - United States

Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML

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Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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Whine whine whine

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 15:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, it snowed. Rather than enjoy the view, my roommate had to complain every five minutes about the mentally challenged neighbor shovelling snow all day long. As long as he doesn't shovel it into my yard, I really don't care what he does to pass the time in lockdown. FML

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By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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By jl_word - 04/02/2015 21:49 - United States

Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML

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Shovel to the head

By Raw - 25/01/2017 14:00

Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML

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Jdeluxh 12

Thursday 17 November 2011 16:05

Leaf wars!

loserman67 35

Thursday 17 November 2011 16:36

This a tough one. You state he is your elderly neighbor, so that procludes you from going next door, dragging him into your yard and cramming the leaves back up his ass. So my suggestion is to rake all the leaves up, bag them and get rid of them, then go inside and bake a dozen or so chocolate chip cookies using chocolate Ex-Lax in place of the chips. Deliver them to your neighbor, sweetly saying, "Pleae try not to blow all your leaves into my yard again and to show there are no hard feelings, here are some fresh baked cookies." Then go home, crack a beer and sit back smiling to yourslef knowing that revenge is sweet and in this case pretty damm messy!

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zinnath 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 16:40

Dude he's being a dick so you should show him you have a bigger one by getting a leaf blower and blowing them back to his yard and if he comes complaining to you you just say you started it and slam the door

wordbigbird 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 16:54

Set him up with meals on wheels, that will show the ol' dust bag

rbr0wn 3

Thursday 17 November 2011 16:56

That's why you should have kids. Free labor.

TalkinSmack 6

Thursday 17 November 2011 16:57

Did u think of raking your elderly neighbors leaves up as well? A good deed and would have saved you the extra work!

bsbuddy 0

Friday 18 November 2011 5:41

Yes, kill him with kindness, THEN bake the chocolate chip cookies with exlax!!

babycaaakes 4

Thursday 17 November 2011 16:58

"leaf" him alone. when you're old, you can get away with shit like that.

dhardesty23 8

Thursday 17 November 2011 16:59

old people need something fun to do

leadman1989 15

Thursday 17 November 2011 17:04

I see this ending in a Mexican stand-off. There is no other resolution.

leadman1989 15

Thursday 17 November 2011 17:04

I see this ending in a Mexican stand-off. There is no other resolution.

jellyD 1

Thursday 17 November 2011 17:06

Rake them into a pile in his yard. Burn them and turn him in for leaf burning!

StopDropNRoll 11

Thursday 17 November 2011 17:16

Ahh the beauty of technology.

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