By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
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loserman67 35

This a tough one. You state he is your elderly neighbor, so that procludes you from going next door, dragging him into your yard and cramming the leaves back up his ass. So my suggestion is to rake all the leaves up, bag them and get rid of them, then go inside and bake a dozen or so chocolate chip cookies using chocolate Ex-Lax in place of the chips. Deliver them to your neighbor, sweetly saying, "Pleae try not to blow all your leaves into my yard again and to show there are no hard feelings, here are some fresh baked cookies." Then go home, crack a beer and sit back smiling to yourslef knowing that revenge is sweet and in this case pretty damm messy!

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shaye12321 5

He used his snowblower? To blow leaves into your yard? Why would he use a snowblower on leaves? Are you sure he didn't use a leaf blower?

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Peach3 1

I'm confused here-why didn't you put the piles of leaves in bags after you raked them? It kinda prevents them coming back...

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konstantinos616 17

Do the same to him then. Eye for an eye, leaf lower for a leaf blower

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SouthernKiller 4

Wait till he leaves his car unlocked n pack the leaves in tha car.

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megapeyt 17

Simple solution. Pile them onto his lawn, douse 'em in lighter fluid, and lighten up ;)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Must have been DocBastard, he blows his leaves back to your lawn in petty revenge. That old fool, ruining the lives of young people...

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DocBastard 38

I'm blowing them all into your yard next, kiddy. NOW RAKE THEM ALL UP, WHIPPERSNAPPER!

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