By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
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loserman67 35

This a tough one. You state he is your elderly neighbor, so that procludes you from going next door, dragging him into your yard and cramming the leaves back up his ass. So my suggestion is to rake all the leaves up, bag them and get rid of them, then go inside and bake a dozen or so chocolate chip cookies using chocolate Ex-Lax in place of the chips. Deliver them to your neighbor, sweetly saying, "Pleae try not to blow all your leaves into my yard again and to show there are no hard feelings, here are some fresh baked cookies." Then go home, crack a beer and sit back smiling to yourslef knowing that revenge is sweet and in this case pretty damm messy!

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D3athT3ch 4

y the h3ll is an elderly person doing with a snowboard?

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thisguy22 33

Why didn't you think of that first? Ydi

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pigbilly 0

REALLY!?!? Are we that fu*king lazy that you can't just take it and rake the leaves again!

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MainPrism 16

Yea, do you now realize why he did it? Free labor kicks @$$ lol!!!

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Wendy_Shoofitz 6

Go buy yourself a leaf blower and let the games begin!

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wriptidez 0

he played the Old Card on u

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Bludmagnus 13

"Old People need some fun." Right... no, what that old person needs is to find out that a judge doesn't have to care how old you are to fine for public disturbance.

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lockerbilr 0

Hope he paid you cuz now u get to do it again!

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