By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
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loserman67 35

This a tough one. You state he is your elderly neighbor, so that procludes you from going next door, dragging him into your yard and cramming the leaves back up his ass. So my suggestion is to rake all the leaves up, bag them and get rid of them, then go inside and bake a dozen or so chocolate chip cookies using chocolate Ex-Lax in place of the chips. Deliver them to your neighbor, sweetly saying, "Pleae try not to blow all your leaves into my yard again and to show there are no hard feelings, here are some fresh baked cookies." Then go home, crack a beer and sit back smiling to yourslef knowing that revenge is sweet and in this case pretty damm messy!

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yrkamurka 4

Put a bag of dogshit near his front door and light it and let the wars begin!

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tomtato 10

Do you happen to be the dude that told your girlfriend that you did not want a 'blow-job'?

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disney_blonde 16

Don't do anything now. You only get one payback for each of his offenses, so seek your revenge when it snows, by shoveling all your snow into a giant pile blocking his front door.

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CowgirlUp87 11

Autumn is just about over, so avoid looking at your lawn until those leaves are covered by snow. Then you won't even know they are there =)

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causticgirl 6

I'd march right over to his house and borrow that leaf blower.

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bsbuddy 0

It was a snow blower not a leaf blower!!!

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Monkeysmommy1 0

Neighbors suck. Mine put up a 2 foot tall green fence up that cut 7 feet across my property line. I responded by mowing it down with my lawn mower. :D

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OfficeNinja 5

Rake them back up, then shove them up his car tailpipe. Escalate the war! But if you are to go to war, fight to win decisively and quickly!

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