By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 711
You deserved it 10 283
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

DocBastard 38

It's ok for a real man to cry every now and the.ln. I cry whenever I hear Nikki Minaj because she's famous and I'm not.

170 13
shorty6823 28

Sounds like he's a bit too immature to be in a relationship.

149 71

Comments

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

OP he is just trying to use your parents to get back with you. If they sympathize with him they could try to convince you to go out together again. So to avoid that tell your parents why you broke up and tell your ex to leave your family out of this

23 5
doodlecloud 26

I dunno how your family works but, with phrases like "tell your ex to leave your family out of this", what your describing sounds a lot like the 'plot' of one of those talk shows, Jeremy Kyle or something like that. Ever thought maybe he had built up a relationship with her parents? I hope you're not so judgemental and accusatory in the real world.

2 6
doodlecloud 26

Before I get attacked by grammar nazis - *you're

0 5
RedPillSucks 31

*don't know* Ouch! Ouch! Just kidding!!! *calls doodlecloud's mother to whine*

2 1
jackiemora 18

Oh jeez sounds like my ex, lol. Except he called my sister xD

2 13
jackiemora 18

Yes sir, that's exactly why he called her.

1 1
olpally 32

Thats really desperate and pathetic... Sounds exactly like my ex. Fyl for sure op! Block his number.

5 17
GetPuckedUp 3

he needs to grow a pear.

1 18
Welshite 39

Personally, I prefer growing apples and oranges, but that's just me.

36 0
MattieJH 12

I'm more of a banana tree horticulturist, myself. They make better smoothies :3

9 1
flockz 19

i prefer large melons myself.

8 1
perdix 29

Would you prefer he asked them for your sister's number?

13 2
RedPillSucks 31

I did that once. It didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped.

0 0
perdix 29

#88, yeah, you're telling me! Each time the sister was even crazier than the original girl, and, of course, this is the phase where the crazy stopped being fun.

1 1
mackdeezy 22

We all know HE was the one who impersonated you on Facebook to make it looked like you dumped him.

5 1
BlackPhenom 9

I hope your dad told him to grow a pair.

3 7
KawaiiCupcake 14

Ahh. Poor boy ;-( I feel bad for him :)))

6 2