By both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
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ajilon7 17

Wow, sorry to hear that OP. Hope your wife figures it out lol

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melooters 11

Wow wow wow in just over a year???? And you already have a new wife.....that's a bit quick

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engineerosaurus 26

It just says they haven't seen each other in over a year. Likely they haven't been a couple for longer.

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demonfacee 14

Wow. You tend to attract the most intelligent people. Don't worry, your wife will learn that the baby is not yours.

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ARetardedSeal 24

It sounds to me that the ex is trying to screw your current marriage over. The wife isn't in the wrong to he suspicious, and based on off what you wrote she shouldn't have much of a problem trusting you on this

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pastel_fml 18

I was thinking along the same lines as everyone for a moment, "wow, surely a dim witted wife". Now I'm kinda like, no, she's not your ex so she wouldn't know if you've been in the same room with her; cheating is a legitimate idea and question. Try to realize that and stay calm! :)

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BoaNikolaos 14

Ahahahahhahahahahhagagahahahahahahahaha ;)

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

If the wife divorced him because he called her dimwitted then he dodged a speeding bullet of irrationality.

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IvyOswin 17

Glad to know that marriage is only temporary these days...

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alitairi 18

#57, youre telling me that if your SO's ex told them theyre pregnant, you wouldnt wonder if your SO was just saying they hadnt seen them? yeah.... right.

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engineerosaurus 26

Marriage is a commitment no matter who you marry. If you marry someone you consider a dimwit, that doesn't make you committed, just stupid. Not saying that's what the OP did, but still...

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