By both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
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ajilon7 17

Wow, sorry to hear that OP. Hope your wife figures it out lol

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klutzylette 5

Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it The first thing that came to mind was you Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship

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vikky538 28

in a way younproved your wife that you can make babies...

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FionaMarieRiley 13

How about you respect your wife enough to not call her dimwitted and she'll respect you enough to believe you.

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ShenaniganNinja 20

Well it depends on which came first. If she just assumed it was his without listening to him and just presumed he was cheating. Then A. She doesn't trust him and B. She's dimwitted. There's a third possibility. She may be cheating on him and his projecting that onto him to justify it in her mind.

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sammyjanette 17

#108 that comment was full of no.

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shepp626 11

Not sure if she's "dimwitted" or just doesn't trust you...

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MissRaindrop 20

I've been in this exact situation and never doubted my husband. I told the girl to get a paternity test to prove or get lost. She bailed and decided to go after another guy saying that he was the father then. His wife is a dimwit. If you can't trust your partner then you shouldn't be married.

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