By red - 27/09/2012 11:37 - United States - Portland

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
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mrperspire 4

Your new boyfriend already lives with you after a month? Little fast.

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ObeyStudKing 4

What a ******* douche. Call him up a month from now claiming you.forgot something at his place. Put Nair In his shampoo, laxatives In his milk, put holes In all his condoms. Get his clothes throw them In the tub pouring bleach on them. Grab his pornos and crush them ALL. Put draino In his car engine and if you really want to top it off sell his game systems along with his games. Karma baby karma :-) .

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Tuffay 14

That still won't make you a man...HaHaHa

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gracehi 31

That might work. It may also simply start an ever escalating cycle of property destruction. It may be best for OP to let her ex feel like he's had his revenge and know that he's the still the one who got dumped while she has a new boyfriend.

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cynical4life 4

Exactly!!!...Big deal, a bottle of shampoo and a cheap toothbrush.... As quick as this gal goes through boyfriends she probably has to replace those often anyway

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nuffsaidboutthat 4

Not sure if I would advocate the condom idea. Why should a child be born to this immature thing? Also you do not get to control karma, this is just simply good old fashioned revenge

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mtricia 4

Your new boyfriend already has a tooth brush at your place, wow your a fast aren't you!!! Yikes

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FireFlie07 20

Yeah, good move getting rid of that one.

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amiewithaj 13

Am I the only one noticing a new guy moving in within a month? *****.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Do you even know what ***** means? For all we know, her boyfriend doesn't live there and just leaves his tooth brush there just in case, which the boyfriend thought it belonged to OP.

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cornielious 1

I can only assume ydi

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darawbs 0

YDI for letting an ex into your place...

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