By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

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Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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jasminea 0

wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...

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scdragon 0

leave him now, because that will become a huge problem faster than you think

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slinkydee 2

He sounds psycho. Let me guess, youre not allowed to look at or talk to other guys? The fact that he got angry over something that didnt actually happen and is literally all in his head is a sign that you need to get the hell out of there.

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koreangirl92 0

dump the dude clingy paranoid guys are bad guys

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Demonyx 6

you left him before posting this right, he either just has trust issues or he's a cheater himself and so it makes more sense to him that you would cheat rather than be faithful. and if he'd call you a ***** he doesn't deserve to be your first

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steveakafranxy 7

agreed. if he's that paranoid, you're better off without him

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fuuccckkkk123 2

u shoulda just had sex with him, maybe influence his dreams instead of torturing the poor boy

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