By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

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Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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jasminea 0

wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...

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Tink4me 0

you don't deserve that

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micheal259 4

wtf why the hell would you tell your bf you had sex with your ex in your dream.

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a_nutritionist 10

not just another one, the rest of the comments are 50% 'omfg whyd yew tell him ur dreem?!!!????/!!!111one ROFLOL" its a true reflection of the comprehension level on this site.

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tangyterp83 0

creepy! sounds like a domestic violence relationship in the making. get put while u can.

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honfan234101 3

my ex did something very similar.

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mattbrister 0

maybe you should have kept that dream to yourself...

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BennyBear 0

sounds like a control freak alert. dump him.

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Shinygirlnz 1

You already know he's paranoid... why would you tell him about that dream in the first place? Meanwhile, good luck dealing with that control freak, generally they only get worse.

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redmnky21 8

and ur still with this idiot?

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apegirl907 0

do that in real life then he'll feel like an idiot.

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muffinkitty 15

I'd dump him. if he's gonna accuse of cheating because of a DREAM, there's no telling what else he'll accuse you of for other dumb reasons. FYL.

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