Miscellaneous: Today, my eye started hurting with unbelievable pain. I couldn't...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, my eye started hurting with unbelievable pain. I couldn't see out of it and I asked my father if he would take me to the hospital, since it was hurting so bad. He said he had to wait for the pizza he ordered for delivery. I had to call a cab to go to the emergency room because of pizza. FML

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By anonymous - 10/01/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

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By RB84 - 22/04/2017 02:00

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By WipeYaBooty - 04/11/2017 15:00 - United States - Franklin

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By GreatParenting - 26/07/2015 22:47 - United States - Nampa

Today, I had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night. Even though they know I don't have any money, let alone shoes on my feet, my parents have decided it's far too much trouble to come pick me up because we're on vacation and they want to have fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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By Catherine - 23/05/2011 19:33 - United States

Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML

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Priorities, mate

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML

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By iappreciatethesentiment - 09/05/2021 17:01

Today, I was at my mom's when I suddenly doubled over in pain. It was so bad that I begging to be taken to the hospital, just when her dog started coughing. She immediately ran to her dog, asked if she was OK, saying that she hates to see anyone she loves in pain. I sat there hunched over in disbelief. FML

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Sunday 5 July 2009 16:14

Hah, what a great dad! Always looking out for his ki.... wait, did you say pizza?

slipkid 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:12

wow that's not cool :/

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aireun 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:53

hey, man, its pizza pizza has priority over eyeaches

Chewbob 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 6:27

911. Yw.

v1knownaz_chris 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 9:14

tbh i would have waited for the pizza. there was probably not much wrong with your eye

ftyugres 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 10:36

Today,when i read this fml, i was gonna write a pizza comes before everything joke but i see there are already enough up here and this is a completely pointless post. FML