By Anonymous - 28/11/2013 16:53 - United States - Livingston

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML
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tallperson69 2

Change your name

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2712 8

Can't you just say your name is "Lily"?

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Fernando83 19

Welcome to Texas! Just introduce yourself as Lily they don't need to know your full name.

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drew12089 2

**** your judgmental self ppl in Texas aren't bad... And just introduce yourself as Lily

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perdix 29

You'll be fine here, Lilypad, famous women from Texas have been named Ladybird and Ima Hogg. Just be glad you're not a dude.

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Welshite 39

Yeah. Then you'll have to be introducing yourself as a partridge, right perdix?

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perdix 29

I tell them I'm from the Partridge Family and I'm the bad-ass Danny Bonaduce. They think I'm lying until they see me driving my Mondrian-painted school bus.

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taybear0 14

Texas isn't that bad

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thatguy240 27

Oh you think living in Texas sucks, it must have been so great where you used to live, asshole

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Zimmington 21

I don't think she means there's anything wrong with Texas. It's just the fact she was forced to move here. I felt the same way 7 years ago when I moved here with my parents.

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awkwardloveannie 28

introduce yourself as Lily until you make friends that way you don't scare them off

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