Miscellaneous: Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2013 16:53 - United States - Livingston

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

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By danielle887 - 07/07/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

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By Edward - 09/12/2021 13:59

Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so nervous introducing myself to my new team, I actually mispronounced my own name, badly, and now that’s how everyone refers to me, but again, I’m too nervous to correct anyone. It’s been a week already, so correcting them now would be extra weird. FML

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By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By TrailerTrash - 20/03/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I had artfully managed to avoid anyone knowing that I was moving into a trailer park. I showed up at the trailer where all my friends, co-workers, and exes were waiting. My parents knew I was feeling down and wanted to throw me a surprise 'moving in' party. FML

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By CurtisWogan - 12/03/2014 22:23 - United States - Albany

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter." I'm a guy. FML

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Or so you thought…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Kenton

Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML

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Friday 29 November 2013 2:22

Can't you just go by 'Lily' instead?

metallica_wins 20

Friday 29 November 2013 2:19

Maybe you'll find your frog prince there.

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 29 November 2013 5:49

#64, I disagree, there are some other states that are pretty good, and a lot that suck, but, all in all, Texas is the best.

maymay1o1 7

Friday 29 November 2013 5:49

Perhaps u should consider introducing yourself as lily instead!!

ItalianRaz13 13

Friday 29 November 2013 6:03

just go by Lily

Manan991 8

Friday 29 November 2013 6:04

lol, I believe tht the name lilypad is cute... but only as a nickname.

sonieyieya 2

Friday 29 November 2013 6:08

Find a guy named Marshmallow and be legendary.

lymyabean 15

Friday 29 November 2013 6:13

Texas has a bunch of cows, therefore Texas is awesome.

deathrowdiesel 2

Friday 29 November 2013 6:17

Or just tell them lily for now

Skyyfall 6

Friday 29 November 2013 6:18

Just introduce yourself as Lily, if it bugs you too bad.

drowningfishy 5

Friday 29 November 2013 6:19

I Lilypad I'm Aprilmay, I used to be upset about my name till I met and Aprilmay who was born in September. I think we all can be glad our names are not NorthWest.