By Anonymous - 28/11/2013 16:53 - United States - Livingston

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML
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712sash 26

Might as well find your "Marsh-mellow" :)

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IworkAt711 14

41- Trying to eliminate a stereotype while using another.....

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capthigh 16

just tell them your name is Lily and your nickname is Lilypad

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perdix 29

#47, my little sister made up that word as a toddler many years ago. I knew we should have trademarked it!!

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MrSassypants 33

Hey, I know a person named Lilypad moving to Texas. She's my daughter. It is probably just a coincidence because I know my daughter loves that name..... shit, it isn't.

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SMHsohard 22

Parents don't always think it through when they name their kids. While Lilypad is a charming name, it can be agonizing to the child who constantly has to explain how it was bestowed on them. That said, thank your lucky stars you don't share a name with the twins I triaged in the ER when I was a student Nurse: Malie and FeMalie. Yes, their mother was that dumb.

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TheDrifter 23

There's a fellow here in Canada named Dick Assman. His parents didn't even name him Richard and give him a choice.

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MiloBear 11

My sister had twin patients. Their Zulu names were the equivalent of "God's Gift" and "The other one". Yes, Zulu is their home language.

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SThompson90 7

just keep in mind that there is a real person named Asshole. It's pronounced ( A-sho-lei)

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janibt 13

Texas is a great place ^_^.. although you should prepare yourself for bipolar weather.

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Raykyogrou03 12

you could just introduce yourself as lilly

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