Health: Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a...

By frownyface - 14/01/2012 17:32 - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

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Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By julieriis - 23/12/2015 18:03 - Denmark - Hals

Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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Saturday 14 January 2012 23:22

You should jokingly push him in a frozen lake...

drooller 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:23

Make him pay for plastic surgery..

Comments

Pentium_4 27

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:38

Op your dad is kind of a dick. but your username made me chuckle

DEMACIA_fml 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:40

Kind of a dick? If being pushed into a fire is "kind of a dick", I'd hate to think what you'd consider being a real dick.

Pentium_4 27

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:22

Exactly, you don't want to know!!

zombicidal 11

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:27

I consider male genitalia to be what I'd call a real dick

iamesauce 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:50

I don't think you guys know what part of his body he used to push OP in to the fire...

CoolRainbowdash 15

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:44

Is this the same father who set his lawn on fire for thanksgiving???

AliCat18 12

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:46

That is truley terrible! I am so incredibly sorry! x

Ellifish 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 14:13

Your spelling is TRULY terrible.

Pelreskovich 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:48

Your dad is an asshole. But be honest with yourself did he really do it jokingly?

attaboy368 20

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:21

oh! That is a whole new element and kind of frightening to think about. Sad to say the news says there are more parents these days that do stuff like that on purpose. what a world we live in

DEMACIA_fml 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:48

You know who else is a dick? Whoever put YDI for this FML.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:14

Those same people would select "YDI" even if the FML read, "My entire family was murdered during a robbery." The world we live in... |the kid|

rttr 18

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:42

I put both, because WHO THE HELL burns their Christmas tree?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:51

Are you saying the burning of the christmas tree is OP's idea? Did he set himself up by his own stupidity to be pushed by his father? That my friends is the mentality of the average YDI troll, always looking for reasons to blame op, even if it's not his fault. SMFH...