Health: Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a...

By frownyface - 14/01/2012 17:32 - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I finally put my Christmas lights up. In the process, a branch from the bush in my yard smacked me in the face, giving me a very noticeable scar on my nose. I have a photo session tomorrow. FML

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By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By julieriis - 23/12/2015 18:03 - Denmark - Hals

Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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Saturday 14 January 2012 23:22

You should jokingly push him in a frozen lake...

drooller 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:23

Make him pay for plastic surgery..

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chris3113 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:28

yeap your dad prob hates you.. fyl...

u_mad_bro_fml 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:36

Real smooth, dad... I believe there are certain kinds of lotions you could use for the burn scars op, to help them not show up as badly.. hopefully he didn't mean for you to trip into the fire but either way he still deserves to feel bad!

rttr 18

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:40

Who burns Christmas trees? And your dad is hella irresponsible.

xxDefiantxx 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:43

Bear the scars proudly and say you got jumped by 20 bodybuilders

Bently24 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:44

Your dad is an asshole.

drone1337 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:13

Always happens in Arizona.

beebeeL 1

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:14

Damn that's hilarious.

ea247 20

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:17

Geeez thanks pop!!!

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:24

Well, I seen a guy strap his baby in her car seat on the front of a 4 wheeler(quad). He thought it was legit! Thank god he was driving beside the hiway and a cop stopped him! It was 100 degrees out! Sorry to hear about your burns! Maybe it won't show much.

hrubi4x4 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:11

Uh oh. Im a good daddy id wear one of those body car seats that straps to me! Lol plus i dont take my kids on my 4wheelers. Normally...

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 16 January 2012 7:19

It was weird! Saw him on the other side of the hiway, just a given Er! Baby had no helmet of course. He got pissy at the cop because it ruined their trip into the bush. Now his wife had to stay behind with the baby! Too messed up. Should have charged him! To top it off they were headed into grizzly country. Hiway is called the grizzly trail!