Miscellaneous: Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray...

By ewwww - 27/04/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML

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Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML

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By gingerwhinger - 05/08/2015 23:24 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, an older lady approached me at work and stroked my hair, telling me it was 'beautiful'. This isn't unusual, I'm a natural redhead and octogenarians especially seem to love the colour. However, the unusual part was the glob of snot she left in my hair from her unwashed hands. FML

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By fuckerman - 03/05/2009 03:47 - Canada

Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2014 10:41 - United States - Athens

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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CherishFlowers 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:16

Pubic hair doesn't turn gray? Well, I learned something new today.

awoodenhouse 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:12

fire crotch! redheads are shifty...

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wutupbruh 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:37

yeah its cuz pubic hair is "androgenic" hair so it doesnt go through the same color changes as normal hair. hahaha im bein all scientific about it. redheads (girls) are pretty damn hot in my opinion however.

Authoress 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:46

As a redheaded woman... #5: Glad you you think so #11: Thank you OP: that must have been awkward, but try not to dwell on it.

Jasper_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:53

i did not need to know that.

audereyy 0

Monday 27 April 2009 13:05

awkward.... but your life doesnt suck.

justbea777 0

Monday 27 April 2009 13:05

wow that made me uncomfortable, FYL

blland 0

Monday 27 April 2009 13:55

now you've got something to say at your grandpa's funeral.

marcusaurelius 0

Monday 27 April 2009 13:56

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FreedomFirst 0

Monday 27 April 2009 14:07

Aaaggghhhh! TMI! I feel bad for your grandpa too.

lilacwords 0

Monday 27 April 2009 14:10

#17 ily. And, I thought all pubic was the same color... I was wrong, you can have red pubic hair. WOW. That's actually really disturbing. I think your grandpa was more embarrassed than you, though. Haha.