By foreverashamed - 04/11/2011 06:57 - Canada

Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book was written by a 9 year-old kid. FML
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SugarCrazy 14

Maybe you can learn something...

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saIty 17

Step 1) Share your cookies Step 2) Share your juice Step 3) Watch out for cooties

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Skittlepickle 13

He's probably been inside a woman more recently than you have, since he only popped out of his mother a few years ago. Kid knows what he's doing.

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thatonename 7

Kid lasted nine monthes inside her too. That has to be a stamina record.

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live2swim 5

Haha tht suxs. Not to make it any worse... But the kid was only seven

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stinkmeaner 3

Lmmfao oh wow.... Thats sad bruh hahahaha

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leadman1989 15

Get yourself a cod piece. The ladies can't resist a bulging cod piece.

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Okayitwasme 0

Never herd of a kid getting a book published? Wrap it up and re gift it to him at Christmas.

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Enslaved 36

Haha, I googled it and there really is a book written by a nine years old. ***I remember all my single guy friends would watch that VH1 show "The Pick Up Artist" and force one another to do the challenges. It worked for all of them.

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CAriP 0

That's a bummer.): have you even tried to get a gf??

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jobsman99 0

He could have got you a night with a hooker or a ******** from a coworker while you played with her ****. Good luck.

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Locoluis 15

"How to Talk to Girls", by Alec Greven

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