By foreverashamed - 04/11/2011 06:57 - Canada

Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book was written by a 9 year-old kid. FML
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SugarCrazy 14

Maybe you can learn something...

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saIty 17

Step 1) Share your cookies Step 2) Share your juice Step 3) Watch out for cooties

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joee182 3

Lil kids are fearless when it comes to things like that,just wait till the authors older hes gonna be scared to go up to a cute girl and ask for her number just like most guys are.

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sparxva 12

If you're 21 and never had a girlfriend then you need all the help you can get, even from a 9 year old.

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DocBastard 38

Maybe you two should just get together and put yourselves out of your respective miseries.

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kkmwong 11

Maybe you like men. That's fine too.

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YouDeserveWorse 6

21?damn I lost my virginity at 13

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Daralea 21

It doesn't count if it is to yourself.

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KenziiLynn 5

That sucks bro, but if I were you I'd read the book..

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perdix 29

When I was that age, I totally had game! I was able to play the field and ended up in a long-term relationship with a cute blonde for most of third grade. (Oh, Diane, what happened to us?) What the **** happened to me?!

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LordWicker 1

yeah that Justin Bieber really is a dick

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perdix 29

Look for his follow-up book on fatherhood. Herman Cain is going, "Thank you, God and Canada, for sending the Beeb to me in my hour of need!"

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