By foreverashamed - 04/11/2011 06:57 - Canada

Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book was written by a 9 year-old kid. FML
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SugarCrazy 14

Maybe you can learn something...

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saIty 17

Step 1) Share your cookies Step 2) Share your juice Step 3) Watch out for cooties

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zanguard 0

My dad would have handed me a condom, dropped me off at the nearest bar, and said good luck.

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nater535 7

I think these kinds of things take time. So don't worry, you'll find her some day! :D

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katt_is_here 24

Seriously, read it. You can often find help in odd places. I am not suggesting you need it, but new knowledge on the subject couldn't hurt.

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bitchy_bitch 0

this ain't ******* e-harmony!

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perdix 29

I'm sorry, racheljessie. People have been very rude to you. I think you'd be treated with more respect in a biker bar. And, no thank you, please don't try to chat with me. I'm superficial, but I am polite :)

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DocBastard 38

I'm assuming the author suggested hanging out at the playground, buying her a juice box, and discussing the latest Pokemon. This is not the kind of advice you should be following.

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sassypants93 17

The most important advice here is don't hang out at the playground... That could get you arrested. Don't do it. Just... Don't.

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RaquelW 7

I don't know... If a guy bought me a juice box and talked Pokemon, I'm pretty sure we'd be playing doctor by the end of the day.

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MotherMonstar 4

Your dad had the right idea:) most nine yr olds have girlfriends these days

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coltsrock37 15

And are in relationships for about 9 min

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SnowTrooper19 0

I don't know where you live, but no 9 year olds are dating here.

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MattRoseen 12

Always good to go back to the basics.

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RuskiManBearPig 4

Time to grab the van and leftover halloween candy!!!! ;)

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fmlist99 0

well its better than being matched to your brother on the dating site.... oh wait, wrong fml.. -_-"

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