By Mewsmash - 01/01/2016 16:23 - United States - Dublin

Today, my father told me he hasn't brushed his teeth for 30 years: he just wipes them with paper towels. I don't know whether to be horribly disgusted, or horribly jealous that he has never gotten a cavity. FML
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LadyKayDee 23

I would be horribly disgusted. That's gross

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't wiping your teeth down with paper towels be more involving and possibly time consuming than a quick brush?

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cwatt19720 6

My younger brother does this same thing and at the age of 29 his teeth are all rotted out and broken. I can't understand how your dad has not had a cavity or a broken tooth in 30 years using this method. I think he might be pulling your leg..

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uhohitslisa2 20

I won't lie, I would be both. That is ******* disgusting. But how the hell is he cavity free?

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MysticPizza 15

Ewww but you can at least be glad he's your dad and not your husband. Kissing someone like that would be vomit inducing!

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RageWolf16 31

I get the feeling he's probably joking

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cmac86 23

I can only imagine the smell coming from his mouth.

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seriously_CAT 6

He's gotta be messing with you, I'm sure it's some weird dad joke.

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volleyball1077 1

Is it possible that OP is just very gullible?

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Airbell12 11

My brother never brushes. His teeth are crooked and he eats junk food more than me. I brush regularly, but guess who has cavities. Me.

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