Miscellaneous: Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along...

By NYCguy - 20/01/2010 03:59 - United States

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 05:05 - United States - San Diego

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:26

What a bitch and take her to court

brutal_banger 10

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:27

throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox

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MJforever_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 21:06

Uh, that was a really stupid and annoying thing to say to a girl...jerk. But it sounds like she has major issues...weirdo... Perfect roommates for each other: weird and weirder

hockeyhouse 5

Wednesday 20 January 2010 21:38

I'm a chick and even I think the bitch deserved that comment. I'd call the cops and report her for theft, then look for a new roommate.

Frank155 5

Wednesday 20 January 2010 21:53

Ow!

tymaster50 2

Wednesday 20 January 2010 21:56

No one ... ever touches another man's gaming console. Light the bitch on fire and rape her. Because of her you can never play Call of Duty until you buy a new one. Sue her then light her on fire and rape her. Like other people said women want equality when it's beneficial to them. Since you want equality then I guess you have to do men push ups and join the army. Oh wait you'll probably bitch about being a women so you can't do those. Well too bad we're equal now.

deepbluesea 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:15

First, report the theft and the assault to the police. Next, put a lock on your door. After that either you give her 30 days's notice or vice versa. Finally sue her for the value of your property. Play fair, but get even.

me5 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:35

Don't you miss your brains?

Bella910 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:36

o no see Ima girl nd we have our moments but that's o.dee

GrapefruitZoe 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:53

Okay first, she's crazy for tossing your stuff for her own selfish reasons. Second, don't make period comments. 'Cause I think you totally deserved to be hit in the balls for that.