Miscellaneous: Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along...

By NYCguy - 20/01/2010 03:59 - United States

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 05:05 - United States - San Diego

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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xMrAndyTranx 4

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:26

What a bitch and take her to court

brutal_banger 10

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:27

throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox

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jennifer5 6

Wednesday 20 January 2010 17:53

Better yet when she leaves go into her room and cut her clothes up where it was hemmed at. when she asked what happened just be like well you reminded me of all the fat people I see so I had to make it so your clothes would fit. And I would have slapped her just because she needed to be reminded whose the man in the house. I would just make her life hell until she bought everything back for you again, and buy her a box of tampons.

gis_mappr 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 17:55

instead of whining on fml, take some real action and sue her ass

SubjectX 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 17:55

I'd take that as a yes. Why would the bitch do that to YOUR shit? you weren't involved with her.

slatter 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 17:56

i don't see how this is sexist, he's not comparing men and women or saying women re worse than men I say phone the police on her

freakinflynn 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:46

okay hold up. let's put this into perspective. an xbox costs $400. games cost $64.34 after tax. I have 30 games and I'm sure the OP has about 20. I assume he has more than one controller. controllers cost $59.99 since they're wireless. xbox live subscriptions cost $59.99 as well. so now were up to just about $2000. he should cause $2000 wort of damage to her car

luvstosplooge14 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:39

ok really xbox's do not cost 400$ freaky flynn ur retarded theyre only 200$

NoteMyGrin 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:44

I like how you just had to mention how many games you have. :P

Luckster 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 8:13

luvstosplooge14, an xBox costs only $200 if you get the cheapass one made for casual gamees who still use memory cards instead of hard drives.

freakinflynn 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:51

oh and im assuming since she needs a room mate, it only is worth about $5000 anyway. now, doesnt that sound fair? or would that just be taking it to far? for all you who say hes sexist, go suck a dick. thats just not cool. how would you feel if i broke your *****? wouldnt that piss you off? then how would you pleasure yourselves when you're PMSing? obviously no guy wants to do it and without your ****** you're SOL. :)

greeneye_fml 12

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:52

Options for you: 1) Sue her for cost of possesions 2) Have her charged with assault and theft 3) Throw out a number of her possesions equal to the amount you lost. I'm female and what she did was way out of bounds. Bitch deserves to be in jail.

bombtastic 10

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:59

I know it was definitely a bitch move to do, and it sucks, but yeah. btw I don't use my cycle to act like a psychopath, I just have serious mood swings. it can happen on accident.