Miscellaneous: Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along...

By NYCguy - 20/01/2010 03:59 - United States

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 05:05 - United States - San Diego

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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xMrAndyTranx 4

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:26

What a bitch and take her to court

brutal_banger 10

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:27

throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox

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teacher411 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:57

FYL. That bitch is crazy. Kick her out and meke her buy you a new Xbox!

Locoluis 15

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:11

YDI for letting her get away with it all.

FlyPhoenix 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:13

YDI Buddy but she should owe you a new x-box and games!

Richmond24 6

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:23

Thats ******, she throws ur stuff out but i have to say the pms shit, you should have known no good would come from that

DeathShad0 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:30

"You deserve getting kicked in the balls for asking 'is it that time of the month again'." What the **** is wrong with some of you people? A simple comment does not warrant a kick to the balls and possible permanent damage. A kick to the balls is equivalent to a kick to the ovaries, since the testicles are basically the same as them in sensitivity.

SumKid_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:31

Wtf I would have made her pay for everything and then kick her out!

superkitten_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:55

What the hell? Who just goes and throws out other peoples stuff because it reminds them of someone? Also, how is it sexist if he asked her if it was that time of the month? It was a question, and anyone would ask that after what she did. FYL for having to put up with an insane room mate.

r0ck5t4r 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:01

Any girl who punches a guy in the nuts (when not in self defense) should be inflicted with something equally painful. i'm a girl, and i understand that even though it may seem funny to see a guy grab his crotch and double over, it sure as hell isn't funny if you're the guy who's balls just got hit. no girl should ever hit a guy in the balls, whether as a joke or because they're pissed at them.