Love: Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat"....

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By Marie - 17/10/2012 05:16 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my two year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML

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By Sad.To.Be.Me. - 13/01/2012 23:56 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 03:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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By unwed - 11/12/2010 06:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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By WoWWidow - 02/09/2011 08:02 - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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Shelve your plans

By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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By cestquoicebordel?? - 14/08/2012 22:50 - France

Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML

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Saturday 4 June 2011 6:04

as far as I know, there is NOTHING in wow worth postponing a wedding for. Even if it was a world first deathwing. Yes, I'm a nerd Life>wow

Rico_Mal1116 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:02

Why would someone do that..? There is a time for fun and games and a time for life..

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Consequences 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 9:31

It's probably someplace he's seen 20 ******* times already. Tell him losing his deposits on everything when you cancel and can his ass will ultimately cost him more than missing out on a piece of armour that gives him a few more points of stamina.

luki13 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 13:45

Hmm... That is exactly the kind of response somebody from the horde would type, that's why alliance wins. We never quit even when horde turtles like the cowards they are-or in this case for a wedding-. Now comes the downrating from horde.(:

Bams430 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:02

then tell him he better ********** to WoW because he aint getting any from you any time soon lol

lqbabie 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:02

Gotta get 370 ilvl before firelands yo! (;

jerilyn333a 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:15

wow he's mature. it's better him doing world of warecraft instead of doing some other girl

IscoreOnU 19

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:30

It's a freaking guild raid! Maybe if she played and they got married in wow he'd show up

Rebe_fml 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:34

That's why you say, "Better yet, let's just cancel it!"

KillTheNoise 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:38

Be glad it was a WoW raid and not a Maplestory horntail or pink bean run... Look it up!

HeartbreakinLove 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:51

lmao! hahaha he's a dork :)

blackvyper 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:51

At least you know you're marrying a loser... some people don't find out until after marriage.

PennyLane27 32

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:57

Hun.. I created an FML account JUST b/c of this post. DUMP HIS SORRY ASS. TRUST ME. I've been down that road. And almost married that shit. You will NEVER ...ever... come before 'the guild'.. and the 'people in Australia.. and Japan' that are 'depending on' him.. Fast forward: You guys have a kid... YOUR KID won't ever come ahead of 'the guild'... AND the poor thing will have his genetics. CHUCK THE RING AT HIM, RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK!