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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 03:46 - United States

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Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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By WoWWidow - 02/09/2011 08:02 - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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By cestquoicebordel?? - 14/08/2012 22:50 - France

Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML

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Saturday 4 June 2011 6:04

as far as I know, there is NOTHING in wow worth postponing a wedding for. Even if it was a world first deathwing. Yes, I'm a nerd Life>wow

Rico_Mal1116 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:02

Why would someone do that..? There is a time for fun and games and a time for life..

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emodude44 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:58

Leave him. Warcraft is the spawn of Satan

angrymexican 8

Thursday 9 June 2011 3:09

Warcraft is the first one. it was a strategy game I think there were 3 of them. then they realeasedWoW

Moobug 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 11:28

As a Warcraft player (my husband introduced me while we were dating) I recommend slapping him with the keyboard, and next time there is a comfort break during a raid, hop into his chair and explain to his guild exactly what he asked you. If his guild are nice, non-idiotic people they'll give him an earful before kicking him for the duration of your nuptials. If they don't give a crap, sit HIM down for a serious talk about how you can't marry someone who is turning into an idiot like them.

matt12866 1

Saturday 4 June 2011 11:58

wow got yourself a winner..

GallifreyDog 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 12:42

If his World of Warcraft guild comes before your marriage, don't bother with the idiot.

pinkpantha1977 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 12:59

seriously why are you with someone who plays wow anyway ?! my fiancé subscription lasted until I put a hammer through the monitor

ShrukiantheMad 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 18:01

What gives you ANY right to do that?

awardZu 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 18:31

You sound like a world class bitch. I hope your fiancé left you, and made you pay for a new monitor. I play WoW, and it has been an extreamly fun way to kill time & blow off steam. The game isn't to blame for the people who let their addiction consume their lives. What a bitch!

kittiekat1337 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:59

lawl imo bitch right here, amirite?

fairydust83 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 13:08

I agree. my man plays too. I feel your pain

Lamborghiniii 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 13:16

I AGREE WITH THIS FML!! WIN!! WIN!!! OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO i'm TOTALLY going to do this if i have a wife that has a sense of humor =))))))) World Of Warcraft FTWWWWW! i still can't stop laughing if what you say is really true LOL!!!

Lamborghiniii 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 13:18

by the way.. you are a bad wife! if you played wow you would understand the importance of a raid in the CATACLYSM expansion of world of warcraft! Sheesh those raids are God Damn Hard!!!! I'm so sad my subscription expired and i don't want to pay 15$ to renew it lol XD.. ( this post was a joke xcept the me not paying 15$ for wow )...