By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 16:11 - Canada - Stoney Creek

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Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!

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tialeanne 19

Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.

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amysousa 6

Tell him that unless he gets a penis enlargement you'll leave him and leave anyways.

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AliceAristocrat 12

Are you engaged to Barney Stinson by any chance?

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sweetbliss3 37

I'm just curious to why he waited until you were engaged to start this shit. Was he hinting at it while you were dating? If so, ydi. If not, you def need to move out of this relationship quick. What a douche.

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poncho55 40

Wow, that's just ridiculous and means he has no real respect for you as a human being. Find someone who will treat you right.

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chuckcloninger 12

You should have just laughed and said his concern about things being larger would be better focused below his belt as he has no idea how exhausting it has been faking orgasams. Just ask any of your friends that you've told about his....."shortcomings"! And really you should be so happy that you got this wake up call about his immaturity. You need a real man who will be a true life partner and has real concerns about you and not some store bought plastic appendages. I hope you are now referring to him as your "ex" as he has too much growing up to do for you to wait around for him.

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love_me_electric 20

I know this sounds cheesy as hell but NEVER let a man change who you are. If he can't love you for you then he doesn't deserve to have you.

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chillypalmer 7

Not cheesy at all #119 it is true!!!!

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AliveLikeFire 7

Dump his ass. If he doesn't love you no matter what your breast size is - he's not worth marrying. Beauty fades.

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victus 14

Jokes... sometimes misunderstood, sometimes not actually jokes.

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hazardmuffin 21

I'm sorry OP, that's horrible. If that's how he treats you, best pack your things and leave (or better yet, kick him the hell out).

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museonlife 3

Get far far away from that superficial ass as soon as you can. You may want to suggest he have several inches added to his obviously microscopic penis.

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