Intimacy: Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I...

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 16:11 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

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By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

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By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

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By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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Boobies!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 07:59

Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML

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By oregongrl1991 - 29/01/2010 03:32 - France

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By uniannonymous - 04/08/2013 08:37 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML

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By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:27

What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!

tialeanne 19

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:30

Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.

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Stefanie88 24

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:42

I really hope he was kidding, otherwise you might need to rethink your engagement

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:42

Large fake boobs over natural boobs? Something's wrong with him.

smb12346 17

Saturday 9 February 2013 20:25

I couldn't agree more

missamberrose 17

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:43

If you're with a guy who doesn't appreciate you for the way you naturally look then he isn't worth your time. I usually hate the comments that say "dump him" but in this case I think you should. You'll find a guy who loves you for you no problem OP!

BlackPhenom 9

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:46

To think assholes like him actually get engaged while real gentlemen are still on the prowl looking for a right woman. Do what you want OP but I'm just saying.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:48

I'm curious as to how he became your fiancé when it seems he doesn't appreciate you the way you are.

maemismile 22

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:49

RUN AWAY. Don't let him get you! He doesn't deserve you.

lylid 2

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:50

Stop dating a douche!

DjeePee 24

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:54

This FML made me kind of sad. And while the solution is very simple (aka, dump him), I feel so sorry for the OP. She's engaged to this guy. She loves him so much that she wants to grow old with him. And now she has to dump him because he is an asshole - even worse. What will she say to her family? Anyway, OP, I hope you have enough common sense and selfrespect to dump him and realise that this is not, nada, nihil your fault. You're probably a beautiful human being and he's a dick - even worse.