By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 16:11 - Canada - Stoney Creek

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Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!

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tialeanne 19

Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.

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sskr23 1

Fu** that! Get him to pay for it then dump his butt!

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ViviMage 38

He is clearly interested in your ass-ets, not you for who you are sans surgery. You are offering him bigger boobs, but he won't accept you the way you are right now? So shallow. Please think before you marry him.

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Nicole1225 14

Get the boob job. Make him pay for it, then leave him. It's a win win.

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AninOnin 24

Except she might be totally happy with her boobs the way they are.

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laya_fml 26

Tell him not everyone can have boobs his size

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Kitten_Calderon 14

Break it off... You'll be engaged soon enough again!

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Acik91 26

Even if not, then thinking 'I'm not gonna get anybody else' would not be a good reason to try to stand such an asshole for the rest of life.

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Kitten_Calderon 14

It's nice to know so many people thumbed that down. -_- it's not like she won't meet a better guy.. Sheesh

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jelly713 19

Don't get the boob implants for anyone. It's your body, not his. He's not worth the engagement if he expects you to modify your body.

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sonnyrosa 32

Tell him that you're calling off the engagement on account of him having a too-tiny penis, no brains, and for being an all around JERK! Sorry to hear about it OP. Someone will come along who loves you the way you are, big boobs, small boobs, no boobs. He'll be worth marrying. Wait for that guy.

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AninOnin 24

Tell him you'd love it if he got a sex change, but you understand if it's too expensive and it's okay because you can just use scissors to get rid of the bad parts anyway.

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graphicstyle7 17

Dump him. Seriouly, I know it's very traumatic, but you can either go through some trauma and drama now and get it over with (and find a nicer, much nicer guy next time) or you can live with this jerk and put up with his manipulative b.s.

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Iknoweverything 29

Not to mention, divorce is way more traumatic than a broken engagement... and way more expensive too.

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