By Ringless - 25/02/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4

Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover

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sabsguitarist77 0

Sounds like you were saved from a shitty marriage with a dumb bitch man.....you'll find someone better than that.

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sorcerersinger 0

don't worry. she seemed like a bitch anyways.

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youngwife 2

Ok, I got to add that she may not have cheated but to brake up over a cake.. she has doughts. There is no other way around it. Females are famous for breaking relationships off over really dumb stuff, when they have other reasons. We don't tell for a long time (years) and sometimes never but I've done it. I almost broke it off with my hubby when we were dating because "It was not what it use to be" and " We never talk anymore" Really I we had a problem one fight over and over. I thought he would never forgive me so we couldn't move on. Honestly it was me. Thank godness i didn't. I belong with him it feels so right. Best of luck.

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deadsrs 0

a deliscious pastry that brings negative self-reflection with each bite.

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deadsrs 0

A doubt with various variations. Sprinkles, chocolate, caramel, or even creme filled!!!

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deadsrs 0

Correctly pronounced "doe-t". The ellusive dought lives in extensive paragraphs were simple spelling becomes irrelevant. I.E. "Man that's an awsome letter, but I think you may have went overboard with that dought" (excuse me while I run out of ideas)

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deadsrs 0

A dought actually refers to the phenominon of a woman having both sets of reproductive genitalia! Original commentor is right OP! Run for your life! Your ex-fiancé has a pengina! (and I'm back)

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somewhat_fml 0

at least you learned what a crazy bitch she is BEFORE you married her :)

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jacqueline101 0

Why didn't u get half chocolate half vanilla like my cousin did top layer chocolate middle layer vanilla and bottom layer chocolate and vanilla ps.I hate chocolate cake

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Hermyoni 0

Or why not just come to an agreement and say have a chocolate cake at your bridesmaid party get whatever one you want but lets both have a cake we can enjoy at our wedding together. She is incredibly selfish wanting anything chocolate at the wedding let alone the cake itself especially knowing how highly allergic her future husband is.

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talaina 2

If OP is seriously allergic to chocolate a double-layer cake wouldn't fix anything. It would be too easy for "his" parts of the cake to be cross-contaminated with chocolate. He'd have to have a separate cake entirely, and even then kissing his bride would probably be out of the question for several hours at least.

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jacqueline101 0

Why didn't u get half chocolate half vanilla like my cousin did top layer chocolate middle layer vanilla and bottom layer chocolate and vanilla ps.I hate chocolate cake too :P

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lostfaithinpppl 19

YDI for wanting to marry bridezilla! I hope you learned your lesson and will get out before it's too late.

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saphfiire 13

why not have the layers all different flavours? that's what we did at my wedding since he absolutely insisted that he MUST have a chocolate cake, when I wanted a lemon one. Then again, i married groomzilla who had to have everything his way, hands down, no arguments allowed. Needless to say, the marriage dissolved 2 months later.

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pasiphae9 5

She dumped you over a cake? Thank **** you didn't marry her then! Seriously, you are going to be so ******* relieved when you look back on this, like others have said, you just dodged one hell of a bullet there.

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taspri 0

chocolate is awesome... u didnt have to eat the cake!

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