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By Username - 25/01/2010 11:06 - France

Today, my fiancée texts me while out at a restaurant. She told me that she saw one of my high school friends there, and that he asked "How's Douglas doing?". She then asked me who Douglas is. Douglas is my legal name. We've been together for over three years and she didn't know. FML
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Miss_Jeannie 0

If she's been calling you "Doug" for short and didn't realize that your full name was Douglas, she's an idiot. If you were being called by some other name completely and never told her your real name was Douglas, YDI.

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fatman1970 25

Why the hell haven't you told her your real name?

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BigUmbrella 0

If you didn't TELL her what your name is, how do you expect her to KNOW what your name is?

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Shokka23 0

Your fault buddy!! Lol

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horseycrazah 2

I dated my boyfriend for almost a year when we were out and I heard him called by a completely different name. He swears up and down that he told me. I think I'd remember if he did.

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sc3ptical 30

What the hell is wrong with you? DOUG is short for DOUGLAS. How his girlfriend couldn't figure that out is beyond me. FYL, OP.

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Baller_Bob 17

Maybe she always called you Doug for short?

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worldclassrager 39

Do you go by your middle name? That could give the issue

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IvanTheWolfie98 10

I couldn't help but notice your post has a female symbol on it. I didn't know Douglas was a girls name too.

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