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By Username - 25/01/2010 11:06 - France

Today, my fiancée texts me while out at a restaurant. She told me that she saw one of my high school friends there, and that he asked "How's Douglas doing?". She then asked me who Douglas is. Douglas is my legal name. We've been together for over three years and she didn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

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Miss_Jeannie 0

Monday 25 January 2010 20:12

If she's been calling you "Doug" for short and didn't realize that your full name was Douglas, she's an idiot. If you were being called by some other name completely and never told her your real name was Douglas, YDI.

fatman1970 25

Monday 25 January 2010 20:09

Why the hell haven't you told her your real name?

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xoxoshexibbygrl 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:02

hahah i just watched Four Christmases and this reminds mee exactly of that movie. lol

Proudmary 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:09

Erm, sorry, but a variation could be that the girl simply didn''t think of him when she heard the name. I have friends who know my first name(I go by my middle name), but if someone were to ask them "how's Laura" they wouldn't think they were talking about me. so rather than her not knowing his name is Douglas, it could be that she just didn't know there are people who refer to him as Douglas.

mk14225 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:15

copy of 4 christmases, just a little revised

exquisite 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:35

Communicate much?

wheatie 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:35

you're dumb stands on box and clears throat?? mmk rolls eyes you're a retard

penisface69 17

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:45

your fault for never telling her.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:46

so what did she call you?

TayyTayy 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:47

. well, who's fault is taht?' uu shoulda told her uur real name, unless shee likee calls uu Doug or something then, is shee blonde?' .

_lucyj 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:36

This is your fault for never actually telling her your name

spitfire35 3

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:58

1. Have you ever told her what your real name is? 2. Is she psychic? 3. Is she a crazy psychotic person who does background checks on all her partners? If the answer to all the above questions is No, then it's completely your fault.