By Username - 25/01/2010 11:06 - France

Today, my fiancée texts me while out at a restaurant. She told me that she saw one of my high school friends there, and that he asked "How's Douglas doing?". She then asked me who Douglas is. Douglas is my legal name. We've been together for over three years and she didn't know. FML
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Miss_Jeannie 0

If she's been calling you "Doug" for short and didn't realize that your full name was Douglas, she's an idiot. If you were being called by some other name completely and never told her your real name was Douglas, YDI.

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fatman1970 25

Why the hell haven't you told her your real name?

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lo1337a 1

She's French, so I bet she's less blonde, more dark, stocky, hairy with armpits smelling of cheese.

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lilbyrd43 0

looks like you got a winner on your hands

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EgonSpengler 0

Yeah nice catch. You gotta lock that down

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blastvortex 3

Unless you're holding back from us, I can't see how this is her fault. It's time to pay the piper, dood.

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Icephoenix231 0

OP here, I do go by something different than Douglas, my middle name. The thing is, she knows this. I've told her a time or two. We were also in classes together where they'd use your legal name during role call on the first day of school. She's also made fun of me for having such an "un-modern" name before. My friends have also done the same thing in her presence. She legitimately forgot. That's why I find this a little funny. Hopefully I'LL be the one in charge of the wedding invites ;)

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GeorgeBoosh 0

I sympathize. I was married to a girl for a few years before I found that she was actually called Dirty Bitch.

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him51772 0

if you introduced yourself/go by a different name thats hardly her fault

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f_your_life_09 0

i agree that she's stupid for not knowing ur name..... but just out of curiosity....how would she know that she was talking to someone that YOU went to school with.... what some random stranger comes up to her and says "hey i went to school with douglass...how is he?" dont u think that she'd b like....WTH r u talking about.........

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