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In a couple of years we're going to see this on FML: Today, I ran into an ex-boyfriend that I dumped for financial reasons. My current boyfriend has the same shitty kiosk job making barely above minimum wage that he had three years ago. My ex just graduated med school and bought a house with his fiance...who is also a doctor. FML.
"also, when you are a high-paying doctor, the bitch will see how she ****** up and you will get your vengeance." By that time, he shouldn't really give a shit where his ex is in life; I know I won't. "whats a t mobile koisk?" It's basically the equivalent of a hot dog stand in the middle of the mall, except instead of selling hot dogs, he sells cell phones.
it depends are you in community college trying to become a MD? This would tell me her choice of the cell phone market is a good idea. If not when your a MD you can bang a ton of girls and tell them great stroies just like that. When they ask why are you breaking up with me...you only reply back because some girl ****** me up when i was younger and now you have to pay.
make sure you that in a few years that you drive past her in a convertible with a more intelligent and hotter girlfriend =)
its hard not to sound like a mysoginist but sometimes i think if ur not married by 25 all the goodones are taken, and you get left with the overly picky ones and the doormats
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Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.