Love: Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another...

By thankskimi - 15/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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You deserved it 40 525

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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 933

You deserved it 4 832

By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 025

You deserved it 2 170

By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 134

You deserved it 4 055

By Lonely - 18/03/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 511

You deserved it 18 936

God laughs

By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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You deserved it 138

By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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You deserved it 3 918

More money, more problems

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML

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You deserved it 530

Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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You deserved it 4 680

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 468

You deserved it 4 346

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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You deserved it 2 774

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Sunday 15 March 2009 22:46

Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...

alex_vik 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:47

I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.

Comments

mustardduster 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:23

doctors hardly make anything you retards, kiosks are the way of the future, ****

nicoooface 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:27

i guess she wanted someone with money now, not a debt ridden medical student.

Elgnats 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:46

...and she's a retard.

Rehtaeh182 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:57

who the hell said he deserved this? morons... that's really screwed up. she'll learn the hard way just like we all do...

Rehtaeh182 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:58

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Thursday 19 March 2009 8:06

Wow. This isn't an FML for you. It's F her life, for sure. Now go meet someone better. You deserve it.

329329 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 15:05

She sounds like a gold digging bitch, and a stupid one at that. On the bright side Dr. you can do so much better! LOL

amkoverboard 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 18:48

stupid bitches like that are commonly found, my first gf broke up with me cuz she wanted someone who could provide for her and who had ambition for the future, apparantly her idea of ambition was dating a pot head who wanted to skate, while i was in a band and waiting to go to culinary school, and to top it all off, she was ****** 16 when she told me this, my question to her was "how the **** do you expect me to do something while im still a sophomore?!" and she said what every other dumb bitch who is 16 says "i dont know what i want". bitches be wyldin'.