By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 04:51 - United States

Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 461
You deserved it 3 786

Same thing different taste

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klovemachine 24

This calls for a severe punishment :(

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mrslewis 16

I wouldve bitch slapped her for that one

Kudos to u for being a responsible parent. This deserves punishment for sure. But she wouldn't understand the depth and breadth of her actions until she starts earning and has to pay for her own health insurance.

SApprentice 34

63- No, OP shouldn't. A five year old has no understanding of money. It would only damage her to have her toys unfairly taken away. A frank discussion about honesty is what the child needs, not cruelty.

darawbs 0

If you have a kid, particularly one you believe when they say they swallowed something dangerous, shouldn't you get insurance? [:

Beat the **** out of her and tell if she ever does that shit again u will beat more of her **** out!

YDI for so many reasons. 1. you have no insurance and you have a child. That's not a good plan. 2. Teach your child that its not ok to lie, especially to you. 3. you should be able to tell when your child is lying. 4. why does your child have access to sharp objects like tumb tacks? at 5, you should be watching her at all times if you allow her to use them. she shouldn't have them by herself. I hope you learned your lessons.

selahsmithereens 1

1.Not everyone can afford insurance and also be eligible for financial assistance like Medicaid. 2. Kids will lie even if they're taught not too, especially at five 3. So if the child wasn't lying and the parent shrugged it off as a lie this would be a better idea? 4. Kids get into shit, they pick stuff up and put it in their mouths, it happens. 5. I highly doubt even the most oppressive, smothering parent can watch their kids 24/7. Why are you hating on their parenting and acting like a five year old should know better?

so paying for ER trips is cheaper than insurance? not likely. And yes, children will lie even if taught not to, but you should be able to tell if you child is lying. of course, if you do think they are telling the truth yes, you would take them to the ER thats good. And i work in a daycare, none of the 4-6 year olds would put something like a tack in their mouth. you are thinking of a 2-3 year old. And im not saying watch the child 24/7. im saying when using something dangerous like a tack. why else would they have access to it? my son is 4 and if he found a tack he wouldnt eat it. by that age they should know better.

Maybe this is why people have health insurance on their children......

since when is it ok to beat a 5 year old? or any child? whats wrong with you? that was meant to be a reply to number 69

We would be finding away for her to be there after I got done beating her s