By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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zingline89 18

At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.

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br0ccoli 14

She is going to be a handful in ten years. Time to bribe her with candy before it's too late.

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badam_fml 6

Well I do not think it will make thinks better but my douther coles me and her mother - grempa and grema when she spends weekend with them.

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Beebow_fml 5

What the ****... People like this with kids is why we can't have nice things.

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pimpnainteasy 5

Yeah you are lying.... That's the worst spelling I have ever seen... Better yet... You dropped out in third grade and raped a poor innocent older lady

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StreetReaper 9

59 and 87. If you had read Badam's profile you would have noticed that he is from Poland. Granted, not the best spelling, but it was understandable. I don't have issue with people who aren't native English speakers. English is a difficult language to learn as a second language. It was very difficult for me to go from the Italian language and sentence structure to English. I have a serious problem with the idiots coming out of our educational institutions today who can't spell, and have spoken English as their primary language their entire lives. That is inexcusable.

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TheDrifter 23

I knew that without reading the profile. The comment is spelled phonetically and reads exactly as it would be spoken with a polish or ukranian accent.

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youliia 0

Aw that sucks for you. But it's still just a little kid, it's not like she meant to do it, right?

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sean0206 5

Get used to it, my three year old calls me mom all the time then catches herself.

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badmike89 6

Man I feel for ya wait til they get excited to see him never an easy feeling I've got a 3 foot hole in my wall to prove that

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1happymummy 14

What kind of mother introduces her NEW boyfriend to their children, arent you meant to wait a few months to make sure your child doesnt become attatched to someone who could just walk out?

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lexanianna 11

I generally agree with you but there are exceptions. I met my boyfriends son when we had only been together for a week and now we've been together for almost 2 years. We both knew it was different from the start with us. But yeah if she's not sure it's leading somewhere she should wait!

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cinderella10383 6

And since the FML itself didn't explain what this man considers when a new boyfriend is no longer new we cannot assume that the boyfriend is brand new. He may be a 6 month long relationship or may be a 1 month long relationship it's up to each parent to decide when.

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poppaof6 0

Wait until she starts calling him daddy. Then you'll wish she was just calling you by his name.

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Characterise 0

lol I'd feel the same thing if I was the mum that my mum goes and baby sits her kids who are 3 since they were born sometimes at a month period while they are always going out and overseas and calling my mum mum n their mum my mums name while I'm at home alone without my mum IMO DON'T HAVE FKN KIDS IF YOUR NOT INTENDING TO LOOK AFTER EM 24/7

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philipino 24

Whaaaat? Can you slow down and use punctuation?

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Linkerdoodles 15

There's this really cool thing called 'punctuation'. You should give it a shot.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Irrelevant rant.com

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flea_of_death 23

She's four. She probably doesn't know any better. Please don't be too upset -.- it does suck, though, so fyl, but just try to gently tell her the truth =)

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perdix 29

The new guy is probably cooler than you and buys her shit. Your ex-wife is happy that he has a much better **** than you do, too. I thought I'd point that out in case you missed it.

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GracesDelirium 9

I bet he owns a pony farm too. For shame, OP. For shame.

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antwon86 4

You know what's a good movie… twilight.… hur hur hur

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