By potatoebee - 03/04/2012 18:19 - United States - Clover

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
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Jakesterk96 8

Bend down? How tall do you think a 4 year old is?

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Lexiloulynn 2

I wonder why he bit your butt in the first place...

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DanielRamos18 0

He was bending down to praise his Allah lol and got bit in the ass.

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newburton13 26

I hope you smacked him. Church or not, parents need to discipline their kids.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yes, some people have beliefs. Is that really YDI material, stereotype-enforcing atheist?

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williamcarter93 13

so. that's the irony, that she used profanity in a church. If she isn't allowed back I don't think her life will be over.

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silencedistant 0

Why are you swearing at a 4 year old at all? Is that how you usually deal with your young son?

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mrbattleman 10

why do people swear at their kids? and what's worse is when they get mad at the kids for swearing! where do you think they learn it from?

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himoonkey 8

Why would you go to a place to fill that child's head with lies?

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PicklesMcRaptor 0

YDI for bringing your son to church.

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rcgirl2 11

It hurt that bad where you had to swear at your kid IN A CHURCH? I don't think so.

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