By potatoebee - 03/04/2012 18:19 - United States - Clover

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
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Jakesterk96 8

Bend down? How tall do you think a 4 year old is?

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Lexiloulynn 2

I wonder why he bit your butt in the first place...

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alycion 38

If you were perfect you wouldn't be at church. You'd be on display as the only perfect person ever. They shouldn't judge.

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pastnastificatio 4

YDI if you instinctively swear at your kid

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angelinaanimerg 7

He is gonna be traumatized did he see Ur husband do that???

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kx1234 3

Why would you swear at your kid in the first place?

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sceptic 1

People like you are the reason I don't go to church... God and church today are two very separate things...

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illmatic2 16

Some, yeah. You just gotta find the right church.

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himoonkey 8

I don't go to church because I don't like worshipping fairy tales.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

What is wrong with your child? Seriously?! O-o

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XxUNBROKENxX 7

I imagine it something like, "Ouch, you little shit!"

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Pinkfreak43 5

Well, you shouldn't be swearing at a 4-year-old! FYL

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jmichael11 9

I wonder where he picked up a$$ biting haha

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