By potatoebee - 03/04/2012 18:19 - United States - Clover

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
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Jakesterk96 8

Bend down? How tall do you think a 4 year old is?

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Lexiloulynn 2

I wonder why he bit your butt in the first place...

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Derpindiz 4

Kids do the darnest things. Just be glad it wasn't your boob.

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hqbrat 8

Late when he goes to to school he meets new friends and his friends hit him on accident he'll say the bad word and blame it on you on the teacher hah

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anarchistpunk 3

That sucks dude, but you deserve the humiliation for being in church. Your son did a foolish thing in a place of fools.

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sqeakyclean 7

You will probably get thumbed down by the brainwashed hypocrites who participate in any sort of organized religion and worship their imaginary friend, but just know there are free thinking individuals out there on your side:)

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sqeakyclean 7

Because no one who goes to church swears. Ever.

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Epsilonyx 15

I'm pretty sure not in the middle of mass/a church function..

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ishida1235 0

That's what u get for going to a place that just wants to rob u of ur money and nothing else

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