Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

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Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

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Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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By becstar90 - 05/06/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

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By Mayabie - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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By Awkward Jeff - 26/05/2019 12:30

Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML

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By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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By Unknown - 26/10/2008 12:56 - France

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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Damarys 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:19

Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.

rssffff08 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:20

crest white strips work miracles

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keiferrr 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:29

ewwwww brush your teeth

rc15 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:33

# 4 & # 12 , shut up the colour has nothing to do with the fact that your brushing your teeth or not. sometime's it's just like that.

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:33

Yellow teeth probably just means they like orange juice/cigarettes/coffee/some other thing that happens to discolour teeth.

missdoodahday 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:33

#11...are you British? yellow is NOT the normal color of teeth, they are supposed to be white. hence the popularity of various whitening products on the market. I don't know why else your teeth would be yellow unless YOU DON'T BRUSH THEM, duh...it's called staining, and it's exaclty what happens when you don't brush. try it sometime.

beffburger 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:47

uh you do know you just contradicted yourself, right? those teeth whitening strips wouldn't be soo popular if teeth were naturally white because we wouldn't NEED them. White teeth are more attractive, but not as natural.

isallwaysme 27

Monday 19 November 2012 2:41

dude, seriously? teeth are NATURALLY WHITE. they change color with age, and stain with dark drinks. also regarding your comment, and taking it into consideration, I child say the same thing about peoples hair. normally not not naturally white, it just happens.

taybear0 14

Sunday 22 March 2015 16:00

i brush two, sometimes three times a day... i dont smoke or drink coffee or anything like that. and my teeth are yellow. sometimes teeth are just yellow

paks7 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:35

11 & 14 teeth are NOT just like that they've been stained over time

katiecat 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:37

SOOOO BITCHY. i hope you hit him.

rc15 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:37

# 16, what the hell are you talking about ? ok , maybe sometimes teeth are yellow cause people dont brush them but most people I know brush their teeth ( sarcasm here, everyone I know brushes their teeth... thats what normal people do ) and many of them have a normal pigmentation that makes their teeth yellowish.

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:37

Hey, #16, congrats! You're an ignorant ****! Believe it or not, the presence of products on the market that artificially change an aspect of your appearance proooobably doesn't mean the end result is natural. White teeth are considered desirable, but it's no more natural than bleaching your hair - blonde is popular, and some people naturally are, but just because people pay to be blonde from a bottle it doesn't make it the only natural hair colour.