Money: Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went...

By stuff2710 - 05/03/2012 00:27 - United States

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 14:00

Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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Hangry

By ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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See you soon

By CoffeeBoy - 06/11/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to meet a potential client at Starbucks all the way across town about designing his website. I was extremely excited because I really need the work. I sat for an hour. Turns out he was across the street, at the other Starbucks. FML

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Losing it

By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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Butter fingers

By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Monday 5 March 2012 8:53

Obviously you two didn't need the caffeine too bad, eh? Besides, a nice walk is good for you.

zingline89 18

Monday 5 March 2012 8:58

That's a latte time and money to spend to end up with nothing to drink

Comments

jstanford84 3

Monday 26 March 2012 12:49

And u paid how much? Lol

lovepandorasaver 11

Thursday 29 March 2012 2:27

Pretty funny that it took three miles back to figure out you didn't have what you left for.

MyssMarsh 11

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:17

How the hell did that happen? And BOTH of you did that.... WTF?

Sarah_g_19 24

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:59

How did you not remember to get your coffee? Especially having to walk that far.

NicciJ87 10

Monday 3 February 2014 2:55

were yall high?

lil_lach 6

Sunday 17 August 2014 4:30

#firstworldproblems

JerryThePenguin 4

Monday 6 October 2014 11:26

You're really stupid.

anonymous100000 17

Sunday 2 November 2014 19:36

you're so stupid, not even god can help you. YDI YDI YDI

msmith2777 2

Saturday 15 November 2014 3:12

What a fake

fantasyworld 37

Monday 23 November 2015 1:46

How did that happen?

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