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By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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Same thing different taste

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lmmmr 0

"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.

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Juggalokid420 1

You people make me feel good about myself, thank you I appreciate your ignorance. Oh and before any one tries telling me I dont know what I'm talking about and it's horrible and all that bullshit, read what I said before, then fallow the instructions and see if you dont learn something. Oh and like I said before thank you.

sakurachan04 0

YDI for doing something illegal. I know the rest of you are like "OMFG THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH POT", but at the end of the day it's still illegal. And a lot of things illegal tend to piss off parents, especially when they find out a long-ass time after it happened. Granted it sucks that your friend ratted you out, that's what you get.

"how many people do you hear of getting high and then beating their wives? leaving their children?" #187, I just have to throw this out there. I was with someone that smoked pot for three years. Throughout the year I stayed with him, whenever he would get "high" he'd become even more violent then when he was sober, and abuse me. I've had a few ribs broken, a broken nose, I've gotten punched, slapped, kicked, whipped with a backscratcher, bit, he burned with his zippo, scratched, strangled and sometimes he'd try to suffocate me. I also can't forget the time where we had the house to ourselves for a few days, and he locked me in a closet while his cousin & he were both high. And there was the time I made the mistake of telling him that I might be pregnant while he was high, and he started to punch me in the stomach and tried to attack me with scissors. When he was helping me move, I asked him to take my fish and newts out to the vehicle while he was high, and he threw them on the road and laughed when someone ran over them. I dated a few other people that smoked pot, and they ranged from violently abusive, to sexually abusive, whereas when I was with people that drank, they never acted abusively towards me.

ManganeseDream 0

Sophist bullshit. You just hang out with losers. Lots of losers smoke pot, and lots of losers eat at MacDonalds. It's not the food or the drugs that make them losers. Also, you're lying/embellishing or you're a "victim" personality. The bad traits can usually be seen a mile away.

I hang out with decent enough people, I just used to date the idiots. Jesse was a decent enough person when he was sober. I never once said that they were "losers", I just stated that he became very violent when he was high. I would never lie about such a thing, and I would never embellish to look like a "victim". I have scars all along my arms and back. I certainly don't look for sympathy, I was just making a point when somebody said "when have you heard of people being high and abusing their wifes", something like that. Perhaps I should have also mentioned the three times he locked me outside in my shirt and underwear in minus 20 weather and expected me to walk three hours to get home. If it wasn't for my mom I'd probably still be dating the idiot, but please, tell me what the "bad traits" are.

MsSippi 0

Locking you out of the house the first time would have been a good enough clue for me that the guy is a douche. By the third time, you deserve it. Sorry. "Abusive" is generally a bad trait to have in a partner.

Edenbeam 19

Needs a little more detail. If he lied and you don't smoke pot, FYL. If he is telling the truth, YDI.

jollyjam1 2

Even though the potheads will accuse me of being small minded I say YDI for doing drugs.

too bad your parents have such closed minds... perhaps they need to roll one up!!!! perhaps one day you will be able to smoke a big fat joint with them! don;t blame your friend for their parents' poor choices. i tell my mom everything! she loves me and accepts me for who i am. peeps who are putting down others for smoking herb also suffer from closed (and quite small) minds. i am getting a phd and i smoke ganja all day every day, especially when i have an exam. i do so legally in oregon and in califronia. reminder: 1/4 of the states have legalized cannabis! (for medical use): IT'S LEGAL EVERYONE!

Beven 0

All the people saying YDI for being a pothead are obviously either 12 or have never tried it. well over 50% of the people I know smoke weed. Many of them are successful and yada yada yadda. about the FML~ sucks man, that's pretty low on your friends part fo completly dragging you down with him, you should retaliate somehow.

youretoopicky 0

hopefully it will teach you not to smoke pot. or make it harder to. Props to your friend for honesty and for doing the right thing.

rolltiderolll 0

YDI. Only potheads seem to think that pot is healthy... Good luck making something out of yourselves, guys!