By kewlcat - 16/07/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML
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You deserved it 4 986

kewlcat tells us more.

ok , first of all, its not fake. second of all, i was actually sleeping, more just like, resting, with my eyes closed. also, i live in vancouver which is just above seattle, so we have beaches and we dont get snow. aaand yes it is really funny to see, just make sure you don't let them get you back ;)

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ithedarkknight 0

well... lmao thats all i got...

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Futurefrog 0

rofl. that is probably the funniest fml I have read. you didnt deserve it but it is still hilarious!

meeeep 0

the soccer movie? i loved that movie when i was a kid. i think i still have it on video :)

nope , its not fake. maybe thats where my friend got the idea, but im not sure. also, to clear things up, i wasnt really napping, i was tanning, with my eyes closed so i had no idea what was happening.

6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0

YDI for falling asleep on the beach and being canadian, you ******* inbred bastard. And how the **** do beaches exist in that blizzard? I guess thats what happens to an inbred country.

alex_vik 0

They have bags of milk up there. All I can say to that is "lol".

the person lives in british columbia and in case your small ignorant american mind doesnt know where that is its located right beside the pacific ocean. so of course there would be ******* beachs you dumb ass its right beside an ocean .... maybe next time you should actually VISIT canada and you will see thats its not winter all the time you ignorant dumbass but then again i shouldnt blame you , you are from america :/

Eyeshadow 0

You're blaming this person because they are Canadian? You must feel so proud you judge others by what country they come from. I feel sorry for you, you uneducated spaz.

beaches? are you kidding, i just came back home after taking my dog sled out to get to the store to buy a bag of milk. man this -30 all year long really gets to me after awhile. brb patching up my igloo

cssb08 0

You're right. The whole entire country really is covered in snow 12 months a year, and we really do live in igloos, and have pet polar bears, and put maple syrup on everything. You're an idiot. Look at a map you small minded, ignorant ****. It's people like you that are the reason that the rest of the world constantly hates on Americans. At least I'm smart enough to know that not all Americans are as childish, or ignorant as you are. Open up your mind, come visit and see how beautiful my Country really is.

you know, i pitty people like you who cant open their mind for one second and realize that they are complete morons and who think they're the best because they're living in the USA. Here's something im sure you've never thought about: Alaska. Its not even ******* attached to its own country, its all the way up north, attached to what country? Canada. Now im sure some one as patriotic as you would never say what you said about Canada is the same for Alaska, but ive got news for ya you ignorant ****, you basically just did. its people like you that are the reasons for all those stereotypes about the US. Why dont you drag your dumbass up here and see what a real country is. (:

Oh, no, it's true. I do live in an igloo. Yeah, it's about -30 in the middle of July. I'm using the only computer our village has and if I don't get off soon I'll be beaten by hockey sticks like a baby seal. Eh?

I_love_edward3 0

ik what that guy said was wrong about Canada but in no way do you have a right to generalize about due to one persons stupidity. Every country has their bad and good people. You realize you are stooping to that bastards level by saying that stuff? he deserved all the crap you are giving him but i think that you are also being ignorant by saying bad stuff about americans.

Don_fml 0

Please don't lump all of us in the U.S. together. I know where B.C. is. I like B.C. a lot and it's climate, too, go figure.

Don_fml 0

And I PITY people that are unable to spell. What's your point?

So, I understand people are pissed about the whole bashing Canada thing - I quite agree with you, Canada is a great country- however, the person's profile doesn't specify that he/she is from the US. As a side note, I've never heard an American talk bad about Canada... Most of us love the country. So, if this person really is from the US, don't hold his/her stupidity against the rest of us.

we don't have bags of milk either i think we did in the 90's... definitely not now lol and ive been to america, its actual nicer here. people are nicer & a lot thinner. i'm not going to lie

Apparently some people in this world are just retarded.

every american i've ever talked to has been ignorant to canadians.

Canada: America's retarded little brother

yeah we don't think we're the best just because we're americans, or at all really. of course there are some ignorant people here that do think they're the best but there are in EVERY COUNTRY. and just because Alaska isn't connected to the US doesn't mean it isn't a part of it. it is a lot like canada, maybe because they are RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!? maybe you should come visit and see how beautiful it is here. but before to Ido so you should probably get over yourself and learn a little bit about other countries.

lol the same thing happened to me.... but I didn't fall asleep.... I was buried up to my neck.

http://davidday.us/other/pics/2004/05-19-04/dave_buried09.jpg and then this happened... http://davidday.us/other/pics/2004/05-19-04/seagulls02.jpg

Laughing gulls! I LOVE THOSE GUYS! What beach is that? And OP, at least you can jump in the water! That's actually really funny. Cold, but funny.

LOL i would never let anyone put me in sand like that xD.... it causes diarrhea..

Take your friend camping. Pour salmon juice all over them in bear country. Tie their shoelaces together.

is something i would do and will do next time... maybe the bird was saying thanks by crapping on you. they say its good luck lol

angel12689 0

Oh no!!! It's Albert Hitchcock all over again!!!! Lol.

littlemisslee 0

I did this to someone once. I guess I'm a bitch....

you know a bird pooping on your head means good luck in Italian, for the past 3 years I've always had a bird poop on my head, lol.