By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 03:23 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML
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Fluffydemise 18

You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out. What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!

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EngageZoo5 8

The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.

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Sam_Dchi 23

what the **** is wrong with both of you??

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Donnie_Murray 8

Why would you joke about being chased by the police to your friend so you couldn't get caught. Sorry OP, tell the police what you thought.

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little_one 20

"Dude I need a place to crash, I robbed a bank" OP " sure you did *chuckles* we can hangout here for a while" seems like a normal response since who robes banks anymore? Security footage will prove he wasn't at the scene, but he did hide the fugitive... I don't know what they'll believe.

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pattayarick 8

And you thought that his bag of cash was only full of Monopoly money?

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newzealand 28

And in 15 minutes he seemed normal and wasn't able to convince you of the truth ?? Either way good luck with the cops OP!!

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DaLiquer 20

Let's just hope you have a valid alibi or don't look like the "second suspect that got away" you might not know about! With friends like that who needs enemies!

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brandoneyez1 25

Just have to get a lawyer and explain you naturally thought your friend was just messing around and didn't actually believe it to be more than a joke. I'm sure the charges will be dropped If they are reasonable.

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upallnight11 19

Well, he didn't lie.

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daboar 5

be graceful that you are not bleeding in boat right now

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perdix 29

#29, that's a reference to the Boston Marathon bomber that got caught. #26, grateful*.

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Cazz91 21

I guess there is a lot for you to learn about your "friend" if he was someone that appeared to not rob a bank. What a crappy surprise that must have been. Hopefully you have a good lawyer OP.

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Jemm_fml 29

How did you not see his money? If he did stash it somewhere else how did you not notice the pained and panicked look on his face the whole time?? was he calmly laughing and reclining on your couch? I don't get it. My mind is full of fuckkkk.

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theworldismad 10

if he's like most robbers, he would've been quite dumb and not had a plan as to where he would hide and where he would stash the money. I read an article and it said 86% of robbers hadn't even thought through the robbery to the point of escaping. unless OP's friend was really smart or a good actor, he'd most likely appear panicked.

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