Miscellaneous: Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 03:23 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Bec - 25/07/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2016 03:18 - United States

Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML

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By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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Fluffydemise 18

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:28

You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out. What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!

EngageZoo5 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:22

The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:37

When your cellmate starts "joking" about anally raping you, just laugh and bend over. Hahahaha! Good luck in prison.

jonha21 11

Tuesday 11 June 2013 20:41

Hangover 3 or BendOver or was it BangedBy 3

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:43

Well you have no involvement...that's the good thing...I guess (if there is) a future time this comes up help or tell him to take a hike...

rmoman007 7

Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:53

That really sucks but it is funny sorry

brittyed 11

Tuesday 11 June 2013 14:04

It was an honest mistake. I hope the cops see your side of the story and let you off. If he ever shows up at your door after another crime, just lock your doors and shut your blinds. It's one thing to help a friend in need out, but you have to draw the line somewhere OP lmao.

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 11 June 2013 15:14

One of these day's this will be a funny story to tell your parole officer. In all seriousness if it went down the way you claim it did then you have nothing to worry about, you weren't deliberately or knowingly trying to pervert the course of justice so you will be free to go.