By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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emilyzeppo 3

THats sad but really how in the world did you find a mosquitos dead body? You must have been looking for ever

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Karalela44 15

Guurl u should've crashed that partaaaayyyy

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NovaBlair 13

RIP Fred:'( he's in a better place now.

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Severus_Snape_ 23

Too bad for Fred I'm sure everyone was sad for Fred's death Especially George

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hennessy89 34

For the HP Win #222!

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Hutchie931 15

I'm really sorry for your loss but... only female mosquitos try to drink your blood so it would have been Fredela?

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